"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left side of your body, then left-handed people must be the only ones in their right minds." ~ W.C. Fields
| I may be left-handed but I am always right!
This was actually created many years ago by Keith Milsom and his father Reg when brainstorming for ideas to put on badges, but can now be found all over the internet. We actually did a set of 3 badges to change depending on your mood - the picture on the right is from one of our very old catalogues. Left-handers are wired into the artistic half of the brain, which makes them imaginative, creative, surprising, ambiguous, exasperating, stubborn, emotional, witty, obsessive, infuriating, delightful, original, but never, never, dull. James T deKay |
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The next two are a couple of variations on a theme:
Everybody is born right handed, but only the strongest of people are able to over come it!
Everybody is born left handed, you only turn right handed after you commit your first sin
An early biblical reference to left-handers being very talented fighters:
And the children of Benjamin were numbered at that time out of the cities twenty and six thousand men that drew sword. Among all this people there were 700 chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth and not miss. Bible: Judges 20 v 15Lefties - in great demand but limited supply! Origin unknown, but we like it.
Please add any more you know as comments below.

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I am able to process an abstract idea *clicks fingers* just like that.
As someone in the comment section wrote, we can write poetry and do artistic things easily (even without prior experience) because for us to creatively self-express is so easy yet powerful - it can fan out people around us because they don't understand our psychology. We are not better than anyone, we are just different.
We are empathetic, gentle, emotionally upright and firm in our convictions in being there for those we love and doing the things we enjoy.
I am proud to be left-handed. We left-handers went to the moon, we were the Presidents of the United States, we were the musicians that sent shockwaves around the world in the 20th Century, we are the artists, the writers, the poets the visionary filmmakers (like Christopher Nolan) and we are the humanitarian activists.
A privilege indeed.
creative and empathetic
gentle yet emphatic....
Science math..they learn with ease
Can write poetry on cool breeze
But here is another that my cousin Julie came up with when she was at a gi ela Catholic school in Michigan.
"The bible is talking about left-handed people, the bible says that God's children shall be picked on and persecuted and have no place to put their heads, well left-handers are picked on and persecuted and have no place to put their hands!
So the bible is talking about left-handed people!
The thought that was the driving force for it was
Left handed people are special edition of human and hence limited
I wanted my life partner to be special and my choice for a left hander made it even more special
Now we do this without even thinking about it, we do this naturally!
Now with this in mind God is LEFT-HANDED, because when Jesus died he rose again to sit at God's right hand making God left-handed!
And the bible talks about God's children being picked on and persecuted...left-handers are picked on and persecuted, so the bible is talking about left-handed people! ;)
Keep up the good work!!!
is really. the left hander lift less than the right hander?
-Gwen Kazlouskas-Noyes
What about putting the FB, Twitter etc share icons in the mails so I can share them directly from there? I don't always go the website.
Thanks for describing me in detail in the mail ;-))
Leonie
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